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Funny Motherhood quotes about Mom Magic. Only mom knows which way to slice a sandwich so the flavor doesn't leak out. Things that don't exist: Bigfoot, unicorns, a gas station restroom that mom thinks is clean enough. More mom magic quotes: Only a Mom can make you feel hugged over the phone. Not only can a mom work miracles, she can be.
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Rose Nylund, The Golden Girls. "My mother used to say: the older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.". Woman's Day. 5.
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To my dear Mom on Mother's Day, I love you. I especially like your super long voicemails and texts that don't make sense. Mom, I know it's hard for you on Mother's Day. to hide the fact that I'm your *favorite* child. Happy Mother's Day! Happy Mother's Day Mom! Love, your *favorite* child.
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36. "Thank you for giving me all the good genes, like: extreme anxiety, average height and crooked pinkies. Wishing you a Mother's Day full of love and happiness!". 37. "Thanks for wiping my ass and stuff. Happy Mother's Day!". 38. "Thanks for shagging Dad.
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Everything.". — Unknown. "If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'Keep away from children.'". — Susan Savannah. "Most mothers are instinctive philosophers.". — Harriet Beecher Stowe. "Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out.". — Unknown.
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Funny Mothers Day Messages. #1. To my beloved mom, for the long time owner of my heart, soul, and wealth. Rather, in the past month, my salary is double, right? Thank you for being a mother who is so kind to her son.". #2. Mother, like wine, you get so much more fun as time goes by.". #3.
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Maggie Gyllenhaal. Motherhood brings you to your knees in a way that doesn't leave room for you to judge others. It makes you see that there's no ideal — a constant struggle, constantly.
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33. "A mother is the person you can always call to see how long chicken lasts in the fridge." 34. "It's not easy being a mom. If it were easy, fathers would do it.". ― Betty White. 35.
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2. "Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.". — William Makepeace Thackeray. 3. "The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation.". — James E. Faust. 4. "Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall; A mother's secret hope outlives them all.". — Oliver.
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Inspiring Mother's Day quotes. 26. "I remember my mother's prayers, and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life." —Abraham Lincoln. 27. "As is the mother, so is.
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This Mother's Day, share some Mother's Day quotes or sayings to celebrate the moms in your life. Whether you're looking for a funny Mother's Day quote to make your mom laugh or an inspirational Mother's Day quote for the new mom in your circle, here are 18 great options for cards, captions, and posts.
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11. Motherhood…the landscape can be rocky but the views are always breathtaking. 12. If you are a mom, you are a superhero, period. 13. There are no perfect moms, and there are no perfect children, but there are plenty of perfect moments along the way.
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1. "The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." - Calvin Trillin. PureWow. 2. "When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out."
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